Patrick Star

”"...and to think we joined the Best Friends Forever club!"”
      —Patrick Star

Patrick Star is SpongeBob SquarePants's best friend. He is a dim-witted but well-meaning starfish. Patrick is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other junk foods. He is the deuteragonist of the show. He resides under a rock. SpongeBob and Squidward Tentacles are his neighbors.

Occupation

Patrick has also had many jobs. However, he is not very good at any one of them. These are the ones he usually had:

• Krusty Krab Worker: This is the main job Patrick usually tries. In the episodes:
  • Big Pink Loser: He swept dust all the time, spilled dishes on purpose, and tried to open a jar of jam.
  • Bummer Vacation: He was the replacement fry cook. He put Krabby Patties dirty on him and cleaned the toilets (or used)
  • That's No Lady: Patrick, disguised as a girl named Patricia, can do a very good job to stay in town, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward fell in love with him.
  • Pat No Pay: Patrick Star must make enough money to replace his bill. He destroys the Krusty Krab with trash.
  • 20,000 Patties Under the Sea: He is assistant manager to SpongeBob as the restaurant mobile to bring Krusty Krab to the people He also has a job in kitchen duty.
  • Lights, Camera, Pants!: (PC Version) He worked his own lemonade for a short time. He earned 25¢.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: He was supposed to help SpongeBob clear Mr. Krabs's name when King Neptune blames(and freezes, and nearly kills) him and save Bikini Bottom.
• Inventor: He invented the:
  • Pencil (already invented)
  • Lightbulb (already invented)
  • Mirror or called a parallel universe (already invented)
  • Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, Ukulele Tuner 9000
• King of Bikini Bottom. (Rule of Dumb)
• Jellyfisher, Jellyfisherman Expo Convention Joiner I Was a Teenage Gary and That's No Lady

Residence

Patrick's rock house

Added by Maxwasson

Patrick lives under a rock, literally, on 120 Conch Street, two doors down from his best friend, right next to Squidward and 400-yards away from the Krusty Krab. His address is shown on his ID licenses, one from Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III and Driven to Tears. The home's exterior is featureless, apart from a small yellow weather vane, which is shown falling off on numerous occasions.

Patrick is sometimes shown to sleep on the ceiling, although far more often he is shown sleeping in a traditional bed. Patrick spends much of his day sleeping under his rock. There are many inconsistencies in the depictions of his house due to the nature of the cartoon and utility treatment of backgrounds: in one episode, his house is depicted to be nothing but a bed and a chest of drawers, yet in others he appears to have a kitchen and a living room. Also, certain episodes tend to depict the surface below the rock to be completely flat, while in others there is a considerable amount of depth below it. Patrick claims to have built the house himself.

As Nickelodeon says of Patrick's house in a commercial bumper: "What's really beneath this famous rock? The home of Patrick Star. While the outside never changes, a closer look inside reveals that Patrick's house is never set in stone. Sometimes, there's just sand. Other times, there's a small den. Occasionally, there's a large master bedroom. And there's the Multi-Room Complex featuring an eat-in kitchen, arched doorways, and a hi-def TV. Rock on!"

Abilities

Similar to SpongeBob's super-human abilities of shape shifting, duplication, invulnerability, and regeneration,

• Flight and Strength: Patrick possess superpowers such as flight and great strength (not superhuman, as anything Patrick lifts is not very large he doesn't even display super-starfish strength as starfishes are naturally very strong, on the lines of being able to open a clam that is still living and has powerful jaw muscles) .
• Sun-ray Walking: Patrick was able to climb up a ray of sunshine to reach the sun, which he mistook for a light bulb, and runs back down with his behind on fire.
• Limb Regeneration: As seen in Karate Star, Patrick can regenerate lost limbs.
• Patrick has a degree of superhuman durability, though not as great as SpongeBob's.
• Patrick may have bad luck on using machines, as many were broken and went haywire by him:
• Telepathy: He was shown to have telepathic abilities..
• Pain: He is able to sustain a lot of pain.

Patrick also is shown to live through events that would normally kill or injure someone:

• He was still alive after he ate a piece of explosive chewing gum that blew his head off.
• Plankton's "recorder" exploded when Patrick wore the headphones that suck brains into the "recorder".
• SpongeBob and Patrick were coming to a house which is the residence of a purple fish, Patrick was "focusing" on the fish by extending his eyes from his head to close to the fish's head, he controls his eyes back and forth.
• SpongeBob and Patrick both lived when the tape recorder krabby patty exploded inside of Patrick's pants, and later on in the episode they both lived again when Patrick pressed the self destruct button in the car they where in.
• Regeneration and False Muscles: He has the ability to regenerate limbs, and grow false muscles.

Patrick Star
General Information
Gender:	Male
Color:	Pink
Eye Color:	Blue
Height:	6 inches
Weight:	2 ounces
Address:	120 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom,Pacific Ocean
Occupation(s):	(Currently unemployed) Unofficial hall monitor (Hall Monitor)  Chum Bucket advertising director (Chum Bucket Supreme)  "Doctor" (The Splinter)  Chum Bucket fry cook (The Fry Cook Games)  Inventor (Chimps Ahoy)  Krusty Krab advertiser (No Hat for Pat)  Spy agent (Spy Buddies)  Landlord (New Fish in Town)  Security guard (Truth or Square)
Aliases:	Patricia, The Elastic Waistband,King Patrick, Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick, The Pink Patty
Family & Friends
Family:	Herb (father) Margie (mother) Sam (Half Sister) Gary The Snail (cousin) Sluggo (uncle) Billy Bob (grandfather) Maw Titter (grandmother) Shriek (great-grandfather) Tulsa (great-grandmother) Callows (great-granduncle) Dingus (great-granduncle) Carl (great-granduncle) Amoeba (great-great grandfather) Mildew (great-great grandmother) Ed (cousin) Patrick Revere (great-great-great granduncle) Pecos Patrick (ancestor) Prehistoric Gary (ancestor) Pole (wife, only in The Krabby Kronicle) *Scroll down for details*
Friends:	SpongeBob (best friend) Squidward (sometimes) Mr. Krabs Sandy Gary Plankton (sometimes) Mrs. Puff Larry the Lobster Mermaid Man Barnacle Boy Mindy King Neptune Flying Dutchman Wormy Flats the Flounder (college buddy) Jeffrey The Jellyfish (to his dismay) Other Bikini Bottom people
Pet(s):	Gary (Dumped) Rocky (The Great Snail Race)
Employer:	Mr. Krabs (in various episodes)
Enemies:	Plankton (sometimes) Squidward Tentacles (sometimes) Dennis Man Ray(main rival) Bubble Bass Professor Finbarr Calamitous The Mawgu
Other Informations
Interests:	Jellyfish Eating Playing
Education:	Bikini Bottom Elementary School Bikini Bottom Community College Mrs. Puff's Boating School (briefly)
Awards:	"Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" award
Series Information
First appearance:	"Help Wanted"
Portrayer:	Bill Fagerbakke

Patrick Star Quotes

• (Spongebob: "Patrick I don't really hate you, it's opposite day.") "Opposite day! Hey I've heard of that!" (Spongebob: "You have?!") "No what is it?"


• "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"


• "I can't understand anything."


• "I can't see my forehead."


• "Well It may be dumb, but it's also stupid!


• "Now that were men, I changed my underwear."


• "Happy Leif Erickson day spongebob, Yahingerdangerbunger!"


• "Where's the leak mam?"


• "This is the end of me, being me!"


• "Oh i know! I'll be Mr. Seaweed monster man and live happily ever after in Bikini Bottom!"


• " I was trying to tell you that i was choking on snowballs but then they melted and i drank all the water. (Squidward: That's very fascinating patrick.) Squidward can i use your bathroom?" "no" "please" "no" "please?" "alright make it quick" "nevermind"


• "East?!? I thought you said Weast!"


• " Stupid inflateable pants!"


• "Are you Squidward now?"


• "ISLAND! I got an awar-(gasps for water)


• " (Weenie voice) May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?"


• " Hi Spongeboob! Haha Spongeboob? Who's Spongeboob?"


• "Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!" (attacks the street)


• "The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma..." (Goes to his thougts... carton of milk tipping over)


• "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"


• "RECTANGLES!!!"


• "Ooh ooh! Let me try!... Hey punk."


• (See's a sign that says "Try Barnacle Chips! They're delicous!" Spongebob: They are most certainly not delicous!) "Not the way i use them!"


• (Holding mini squidward and pickle) "Aw look, they like eachother" (Makes squidward and the pickle kiss)


• (Patrick to his baby clam) "Hey! What about daddy?" (Clam drops a coconut on patrick) "Thats my boy!"


• "Who you callin pinhead?"


• "Yourgee shmourgees, seaweevle"


• "Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!"


• "Whoevers the owner of the white sudan, you left your lights on!"


• "More light spongebob, more light!"


• "I want the warm NOW!"


• (Spongebob: Hows that mutton treatin you Patrick?) "Me thinks it's muttontastic!"


• "Haha my pickle started out in a jar, and now it's back in one!"


• (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... thats ok take your time"


• "Brush brush brush, brushin everywhere"


• "Have I ever not been right?"


• "You lost your name tag?!? HYEE HYEE HYEE!"


• "Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it"


• (Spongebob: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?!?) " IM ALREADY HEARING VOICES!"

Some of the episodesEdit

• "Try saying that to Squidly" (Dunces & Dragons)


• "Me thinks it's mutton-tastic!" (Dunces & Dragons)


• "Whose first words were 'may I take your order?'" (Help Wanted)


• "Good morning, Krusty Crew!" (Help Wanted)


• "When in doubt, pinky out!" (Tea at the Treedome)


• (Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant, Patrick laughs and claps) (carnival music) "Hahahahahahahaha, it's a giraffe!" (Bubblestand)


• "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." (Thought bubble of a milk carton tipping over) (The Secret Box)


• "Look for me at the cermony, I've got a surprise for you!" (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)


• "I'm gonna get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy!" (The Fry Cook Games)


• (Turns off TV advertising Tentacle Acres as Swuidward is watching) "I hate this channel." (Squidville)


• "Are you Squidward now?" (Squidville)


• "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" (Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm)


• "Finally! Yee hoo! I'm Squidward I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!" (Opposite Day)


• "The last six miles make the squid!" (Jellyfishing)


• "Go Squidster!" (Jellyfishing)


• "An award? I've never got an award before!" (Big Pink Loser)


• "JELLYFISH! I got an award!" (Big Pink Loser)


• "ISLAND! I got an awar-(gasps for water)" (Big Pink Loser)


• "Okay, bye Sponge--who was I talkin' too?" (Have You Seen This Snail?)


• "I've got the footage alright!" (as he stares at nothing but a lens) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI)


• "Spongebob, when are you gonna learn? No, means, YES!"


• "Oh, but it's not you that's got me, it's...me that's got me!" (Sandy's Rocket)


• (sees Sandy in her bathing suit): "Sandy's a girl?" (Pressure)


• "East? I thought you said weast!" (Arrgh!)


• "Stupid inflatable pants!" (Patty Hype)


• "I can't see my forehead" (Patty Hype)


• "You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo... Womboed! Wumboing! Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!" (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV)


• "My pickle started off life in a jar... and now it's in one again!" (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV)


• "Uh..."


• "Oh, I wish I had a nose!" (Something Smells)


• "Does anyone have a quarter?" (Sleepy Time)


• "You know, these were white when I bought them." (The Fry Cook Games)


• "I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!" (Arrgh!)


• "I want the warm NOW!!" (Survival of the Idiots)


• "I know a lot about head injuries. Believe...(drools and Spongebob snaps his fingers)...me." (Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost)


• "One watermelon picked fresh from the manure pile, Your Spookiness!" (Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost)


• "Gary?.....I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!" (Dumped)


• "Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz." (Grandma's Kisses)


• (In the scene, Nematodes drank Sponge's house and it's gone. Sponge, Squid, Pat, and Gary are standing in Sponge's yard) about one minute later... "SpongeBob, your house is gone!" (Home Sweet Pineapple)


• "Boy! Crime fighting makes me hungy, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!" (The Smoking Peanut)


• (Talking to a fire hydrant) "Are you Squidward?...(a pause)...That's okay, take your time." (Squidville)


• "Oooh Oooh let me try... Uh... Hey, punk." (chuckles) (Life of Crime)


• "Rectangles!" (Life of Crime)


• (See a sign that says "Barnacle Chips. They're Delicious!" Spongebob: They're certainly most not delicious!") Not the way I use them!


• "Okay, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?"(Life of Crime)0


• "Hi, Patrick. Wait, I'M PATRICK!" (Missing Identity)


• "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (Band Geeks)


• "Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end." (Something Smells)


• (Patrick is holding tiny Squidward and a pickle) Awwww. See they like each other. (Patrick makes Squidward kiss a pickle) (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV)


• (Patrick is talking to a baby clam) Hey! What about daddy? (Baby Clam hits Patrick with a coconut) "That's my boy."


• (Spongebob: "Patrick, we need to make them feel good." Man opens door) Patrick: "I love you." (Man slams door)


• (Spongebob is falling and Sandy tells Spongebob to land on his bottom. Spongebob asks, "Like this?", pointing to his bottom. Patrick tries to correct Spongebob) "No, your other bottom!" (I Had an Accident)


• "MY NAME 'S NOT RICK"!!! (The Fry Cook Games)


• "You cannot stop the unstoppable"()


• (in a weenie voice) "May i take your hat sir?"


• "Hello, I am PAT BACK!" (bones pop out on his back to make a face)


• POOP


• Hi Spongeboop. SPONGEBOOP?! HAHAHA I SAID SPONGEBOOP! HAHAH (Missing Identity)


• (Sandy: Patrick don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else) Not until 4 (I Had an Accident)